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Me: Oh, that is cool
Ally: It’s not cool…it’s Sunday!

Ally was playing with her doll house today. She took a few of the pieces of furniture and the baby and put them on the roof so “the ants wouldn’t crawl all over them.” Hmmm…where would she have seen ants?

Cole on liquid Vicodin after his tonsillectomy and adenoidectomy today.
Poor guy. He was absolutely miserable after the anesthesia wore off. Fortunately the Vicodin keeps putting him back to sleep. He managed to eat a whole popsicle too. Woo!
We’re hopeful this will solve his sleep apnea, snoring and grumpy-because-I-didn’t-get-good-sleep issues!

Cole has two jokes he likes to tell now:
Knock-knock. Who’s there. Tank. Tank who? You’re welcome.
Then he tells his other version:
Knock-knock. Who’s there. Heron. Heron who? You’re welcome.
His other joke is “What do you call a pig with three eyes?” “Piiig”
His other version of that joke [...]